I cannot have kids. Financially, by myself, it does not make sense. At all. Ever.
Even if it is with a dude, it gets sketchy. I'm going to have to screen for income and spending habits, because for the love of God, it's not looking good.
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See that picture? That is me. I am cute. Who wouldn't want to knock me up?
Good news! We have equal incomes! We can make it, kinda!
(I actually made a picture for scenario 1 but it didn't save right. So pretend there is one and that we both take home $2800 a month and it's super doable but we never see our baby but that's okay!)
Okay! Sounds good! But what if he makes half of what I do? :(
Orrrrr he doesn't want to live with me but he makes equal to me and pays child support?
Orrrr what if he doesn't/can't/will not pay child support?
Use condoms, kids.